I really think these journal things are quite literally useless. But seeing as there is nothing better to do I shall write a journal for you.
One- A number signifying the beginning of my thought processes numerically. I do like this site's original intention, however it has become overrun with mediocrity in the form of shitty anime and comic strips. Not saying it isn't art but you have to admit it is pretty lame.
Two- another number in the sequence of random thoughts that I happen to be regurgitating in your plainly bored faces. Why do they call a computer keyboard a "keyboard" and an electric piano a "keyboard", i just see that making life a little more difficult for those working at CASIO designing the software to run the "KEYBOARDS".
Three- The last straw. I've had it with ordering my thoughts with basic writing processes. I do not like celebrity news. It should not exist, but for some reason the majority of people lack the cynicism to ignore the actions of truly uninteresting corporate prostitutes. Now that I am finished ranting I leave you with the most interesting question ever invented by man. "Does the Dyson Vacuum really work better than original vacuums and moreover, is it really worth 400$?"